The DUC Cafeteria: Now With 3 Michelin Stars

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With its new all-you-can-eat lunch menu in the Danforth University Center, students can dine on foie gras, caviar, and a saffron-scented ahi tartare.

If that wasn't enough, the meals are prepared by Cosmo's Most Handsome College Chefs - including Executive Sous Chef David and WASH U PHOTO CAPTIONS founder Alex (back of head pictured on left).

 

 

Editor's note: When I was cooking for this event and the DUC was swarming with Wash U photographers, I was crossing my fingers (when I wasn't chopping tomatoes) that I'd show up on the homepage. What irony, right?!? Well, I did it. Mission Accomplished!

Falling on deaf ears

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The Washington University Philosophy Department is looking to capitalize on the audience-less programming of the school's student-run radio station, KWUR, to test the core principle of the eternal question: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Death Panels, WashU style

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Committed to being a part of the solution to our nation's Medicare problem, the Washington University Medical School's MedPrep program seeks to keep down health care costs by assigning pre-medical students to elderly patients with the hopes that their piss-poor care will kill the patients. 

June 1--Nostra culpa

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A rogue web administrator set this tableau as the background photo in clear violation of the Office of Undergraduate Admissions' policy of having at least three minorities visible in every published photo. We regret the error and assure you that the guilty party was fired and now updates Fontbonne University's MySpace page.