Wash U Photo CaptionsCaptions more fitting for the ridiculous photos Wash U posts each day. Comments are welcome, likes are even more welcome.Don't Believe It? Look at the Tables in the DUC During Lunch
On the first day at their new school, freshmen meet a culturally diverse group of their new peers. On the second day, they begin self-segregating.
Where There's Smoke, There's Fire?
When evaluating the safety of Washington University, please note that most calls to the Fire Department don't involve fires, just smoking marijuana in the dorms.
#WUSTL: Nearly all pinkos, socialists, or immigrants
Nearly all students and faculty at Washington University are pinkos, socialists, or immigrants, but operates an ROTC program in order to throw the St. Louis County Tea Party Patriots off the scent.
The DUC Cafeteria: Now With 3 Michelin Stars
With its new all-you-can-eat lunch menu in the Danforth University Center, students can dine on foie gras, caviar, and a saffron-scented ahi tartare.
If that wasn't enough, the meals are prepared by Cosmo's Most Handsome College Chefs - including Executive Sous Chef David and WASH U PHOTO CAPTIONS founder Alex (back of head pictured on left).
Editor's note: When I was cooking for this event and the DUC was swarming with Wash U photographers, I was crossing my fingers (when I wasn't chopping tomatoes) that I'd show up on the homepage. What irony, right?!? Well, I did it. Mission Accomplished! This is what graduate students call sports
Throwing styrofoam into a dumpster is a lot easier than shooting basketballs into hoops, which gives unathletic graduate students much needed self-confidence.
Falling on deaf earsThe Washington University Philosophy Department is looking to capitalize on the audience-less programming of the school's student-run radio station, KWUR, to test the core principle of the eternal question: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Death Panels, WashU style
Committed to being a part of the solution to our nation's Medicare problem, the Washington University Medical School's MedPrep program seeks to keep down health care costs by assigning pre-medical students to elderly patients with the hopes that their piss-poor care will kill the patients.
Gargoyles on the Women's Building...or should we say Woolf's Den?
Built in 1928, the exterior walls of the Ann W. Olin Women's Building were fitted with many examples of a woman's role in life after college: to be seen and not heard.
June 2--WU is our color, and WU is our other colorCute and intellectual, these exceptional sorority girls hold a gender empowering discussion about how much they sold for at their chapter's latest date auction.
June 1--Nostra culpaA rogue web administrator set this tableau as the background photo in clear violation of the Office of Undergraduate Admissions' policy of having at least three minorities visible in every published photo. We regret the error and assure you that the guilty party was fired and now updates Fontbonne University's MySpace page. |
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